... as declared by me.

So about a year ago I declared war on all bugs as I -hate- bugs. They're pests, they carry disease, and they LOVE to attack me. My most recent conquest came after a full assult on my bedroom by three bugs (two beetles and a freaking huge mosquito).

You may read about this offensive here: http://www.jakiao.com/quotes/R3JhaGFtJ3MgQnVnIENvbnF1ZXN0IC0gMg==. Oh, the /quotes directly has a ton of quotes that I've been storing (mostly to prove my theory that the human race is doomed).

Here are the details following the bug conquest no. 2:

[05.20.2006 23:49:49] LadyPSerenity: did you want a medal?
[05.20.2006 23:49:54] LadyPSerenity: For killing a bug
[05.20.2006 23:49:59] LadyPSerenity: smaller than your thumb
[05.20.2006 23:50:02] Kuroi Raifu: Lol
[05.20.2006 23:50:12] Kuroi Raifu: That mosquito wasn't smaller than my thumb o_O;
[05.20.2006 23:50:42] LadyPSerenity: http://www.theodoreroosevelt.org/graphics/tr%20MEDAL%20OF%20HONOR.jpg
[05.20.2006 23:50:44] LadyPSerenity: there
[05.20.2006 23:50:47] LadyPSerenity: there's your medal
[05.20.2006 23:50:48] * Kuroi Raifu saves this as "Graham's Bug Conquest - 2.txt"
[05.20.2006 23:51:14] LadyPSerenity: ... I should be scared that there is a - 2 there right?
[05.20.2006 23:51:23] LadyPSerenity: that means this is the second time...
[05.20.2006 23:51:32] Kuroi Raifu: lol
[05.20.2006 23:51:33] Kuroi Raifu: Yeah.
[05.20.2006 23:53:29] Kuroi Raifu: There are various conquests that unfolded in chat that I didn't bother saving (such as RAID conquests 1 through 6)
[05.20.2006 23:53:42] LadyPSerenity: ... that's frightening.
[05.20.2006 23:53:51] Kuroi Raifu: I declared war on all bugs a year ago.

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Comment by LadyPSerenity on 05.21.2006 at 12:04:54 AM CST

no really it's scary you know, just like your counting.

Jakiao: 3!
LadyPSerenity: that was me =P
Kaitou Ace: lol
Jakiao: I was 1 and 2 o_O; lol
Jakiao: 4!
Kaitou Ace: here's one more
LadyPSerenity: lol that was Igor!
Kaitou Ace: lol
Jakiao: Hahaha
Jakiao: 6!
Jakiao: w00t 10!
Kaitou Ace: o_o;
LadyPSerenity: I get this image of Graham sitting in a chair rocking back and forth watching the counter go up.
Jakiao: Haha
Jakiao: 11!
LadyPSerenity: No really Graham it's kinda scary.
Jakiao: 12!
LadyPSerenity: As amusing it is to watch and see if Graham can count to a hundred
LadyPSerenity: I need to go to bed before work tomorrow
Kaitou Ace: lol
Jakiao: Later, Sheyna =D
Kaitou Ace: oyasumi then ^_^;;
LadyPSerenity: night night Igor. Night night Graham.
Jakiao: I <3 you and your wit =D
LadyPSerenity: I'll talk to you boys later, play with your toys and behav

Btw, 733 at last check a few minutes ago ^_^

You know this could be considered a real issue =P