I just got into bed when I heard the strangest noise. Upon looking out my window, I noticed lots of moving brown dots. Upon counting, there were THIRTY FOUR enemy june beetles attempting to get into my room! My defenses have held! YES!

... imagine if I had left my window open? ... oh my god ... I’d have been doomed ...

Update (7:23AM): Ew, gross. Ewwwwwwwww. So my way to try and get them to leave me alone was to attack them with a biological weapon (409 Surface and Glass cleaner). All of the beetles are now lying dead, legs up, at the bottom of the window. A few are twitching. Ewwwww.

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Comment by Sheyna on 05.31.2006 at 08:29:14 PM CST

ITS YOUR FAULT YOURS THAT I WAS ATTACKED I WAS SAFE BUT YOU IMPLICATED ME YOU BASTARD!!! -cry-

Aw Gawd! XDXD I'll have to send you a bug sometime.