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Quotes Database

Over the past couple of years, I've stored a bunch of quotes that I found to be funny. I also have kept quotes that further serve to prove my theory that the human race is doomed. Here is a list of all available quotes. Enjoy!

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Newest Entries
No new entries in the last ten days (aka life has been dull).

Older Entries
Waffles - [12.06.2008]
Winter Shoveling - [12.06.2008]
Suck at Blackjack - [12.06.2008]
Sock Fairies - [11.26.2008]
Anatomically Correct - [11.24.2008]
You Fail! - [11.21.2008]
Your Mom - [11.18.2008]
Worst Definition Ever - [11.11.2008]
I Give the Hell Up - [11.11.2008]
Kain's Doohicky - [11.07.2008]
Heaven (and a heart attack) on a Plate - [11.07.2008]
Flashy and Fate - [11.07.2008]
Finding the Port - [11.06.2008]
Damnit, Nintendo! - [10.26.2008]
Lucky Star - [10.24.2008]
I -will- Get Teed to Swear - p.1 - [10.17.2008]
Food Craze - [10.16.2008]
Epic Win - [10.14.2008]
Rule 34 - [10.14.2008]
MINDSHIELD ... fail - [10.06.2008]
Killed a Lot of People - [10.06.2008]
Totally a Geek - [10.02.2008]
STARVING - [10.01.2008]
Old School Cellphone - [10.01.2008]
Scotty - [10.01.2008]
Damn You\! - [09.27.2008]
Nice Ass - [09.27.2008]
Damn You! - [09.27.2008]
Math Fail - [09.25.2008]
Confusion - [09.25.2008]
JO WONG - [09.25.2008]
Get Jiggy With It - [09.25.2008]
Peace With You - [09.24.2008]
Messing with The Planet Sales Chat - [09.24.2008]
Massive Pwnage - [09.24.2008]
Proof I am ADHD - [09.24.2008]
Lucky Number Fail - [09.02.2008]
Canadian - [08.30.2008]
Experience Points Gained - [08.28.2008]
Dry Erase Marker Dried Out - [08.24.2008]
A Real Lady - [08.03.2008]
rand() fail - [08.03.2008]
It Was Bound to Happen - [07.28.2008]
The Bomb - [07.15.2008]
What Could Have Gone Wrong - [06.06.2008]
The Italian Stallion - [06.06.2008]
It Has Finally Happened - [06.05.2008]
Santa _____ His Reindeer - [05.29.2008]
HTM Tags for Life - [05.17.2008]
Linux Gone Wild - [05.14.2008]
US Food - [05.02.2008]
Stupid Mistakes - [04.27.2008]
XFS Eats Babies! - [04.26.2008]
Assy McGee ... Interesting... - [04.25.2008]
Prostitution - [03.10.2008]
Drunk Again - [03.04.2008]
Left Handed, Right - [03.02.2008]
The Beast - [03.01.2008]
Sex with a Goat - [02.28.2008]
Suck as a Cat - [02.27.2008]
Software Patents - [02.27.2008]
Whoops - [02.23.2008]
Stupidity - [02.21.2008]
The WELSH - [02.21.2008]
On Ron Paul - [02.20.2008]
Weird Goodnight - [02.19.2008]
Cake is a Lie - [02.18.2008]
The Table is Damned - [02.17.2008]
Hairspray Death of a Spider - [02.16.2008]
My Lawn Needs Mowing - [02.16.2008]
Save the World - [02.16.2008]
Funniest AMEX Rep Ever - [02.14.2008]
Allergic to Upper Case - [02.14.2008]
Sky Ranch Homes - [02.13.2008]
Man Faye'd - [02.13.2008]
Anti-Ron Paul - [02.11.2008]
Lonely Driving - [02.11.2008]
It's Inelegent! - [02.10.2008]
Puppies do NOT Sing! - [02.10.2008]
Shovel Time - [02.08.2008]
Puppy Poo - [02.07.2008]
Kaitou God Moves - [01.27.2008]
Not English - [01.04.2008]
Cookie Jar - [12.15.2007]
Weird Chat with a Ukrainian - [12.09.2007]
Geek Sex - [12.06.2007]
Football!! - [11.17.2007]
Language Adaptation - [11.16.2007]
Awwing of the Ass - [11.11.2007]
Music Theft - [11.11.2007]
Poodles Suck - [11.10.2007]
Accidental Reboot - [11.08.2007]
Pasties - [11.05.2007]
Taking All Bets! - [11.05.2007]
Server Decal Choices - [11.05.2007]
Random Info - [11.04.2007]
Cat Removal - [11.03.2007]
Merged Questions - [10.27.2007]
FOOTBALL - [10.20.2007]
Not the Right Direction ... - [10.04.2007]
Bandaid Time! - [10.03.2007]
Ha! - [10.02.2007]
... that's not porn - [09.30.2007]
I Killed Kaitou!! - [09.30.2007]
Mime in a Box - [09.23.2007]
Body Part Scavenger Hunt - [09.21.2007]
An Unexpected Story - [09.21.2007]
Netgear Rep - [09.13.2007]
Client Appreciation Rocks - [09.13.2007]
HOWTO - Know When to Let Them Go - [09.12.2007]
Dragon Porn - [09.10.2007]
Narrating Life - [09.10.2007]
My Mother is Weird - [09.09.2007]
iPod Touch is not teh Winnar - [09.09.2007]
You Decide pt. 3 - [09.08.2007]
You Decide pt. 2 - [09.08.2007]
You Decide pt. 1 - [09.08.2007]
You Decide - [09.08.2007]
Client Phone Call from Hell - [09.06.2007]
Mosquitos Suck - [09.05.2007]
Black Market RAM - [09.05.2007]
Apache Translations - [09.02.2007]
Pee Test - [09.01.2007]
Google - [08.31.2007]
Rob a Circuit City - [08.31.2007]
Can I Say LOL - [08.24.2007]
Emo - [08.24.2007]
Caught in the Act - [08.19.2007]
Dime Bag - [08.13.2007]
Ex Parrot - [08.13.2007]
Grandpa Lover - [08.08.2007]
Typos - [08.08.2007]
Guess the Price - [08.07.2007]
Steam Distillation - [08.06.2007]
Food Wins - [08.06.2007]
Switch! - [08.03.2007]
Fused to the Chair - [08.01.2007]
Fear Mongering - [08.01.2007]
I win ^_^ - [08.01.2007]
Bored Enough to Listen - [07.30.2007]
Lier - [07.24.2007]
I'm a Dork - [07.22.2007]
Ctrl+Z - [07.15.2007]
Foofi - [07.10.2007]
Further Proof that I am a Jedi - [07.10.2007]
Screw to Sleep - [07.08.2007]
Spam - [07.03.2007]
It's so Exciting! - [06.19.2007]
Naruto Fans are Psychotic - [06.12.2007]
Contractions are Cool - [06.10.2007]
Counterweight - [06.06.2007]
Halo - [06.06.2007]
Silly Europeans - [06.05.2007]
Alchy - [05.05.2007]
I Pooted - [05.05.2007]
Featthhheeerrrrsssss - [05.05.2007]
Charter Communications is Stupid - [05.01.2007]
Dev-Random - [04.25.2007]
Quoting LP - [04.25.2007]
Penguins - [04.23.2007]
My Hands Will Dominate Your Face - [04.23.2007]
Forked the Lawn - [04.20.2007]
Insane - [04.11.2007]
Literally - [04.09.2007]
Dogs Can't Click the Red X - [04.09.2007]
CAT5 Burns - [04.08.2007]
Clubbing Baby Seals - [04.08.2007]
Readdress - [04.06.2007]
I am My Own Best Friend - [03.25.2007]
Stupid Nickname - [03.25.2007]
Chat Room Ping Pong - [03.25.2007]
Hate Crime - [03.24.2007]
Yay! I Wasn't Banned! - [03.22.2007]
Style from the Waist Down - [03.22.2007]
English is Forever Lost - [03.21.2007]
Typos from Hell - [03.21.2007]
That's Just Odd - [03.12.2007]
Homoeroticism in 3 Minutes Flat - [03.10.2007]
Is that a Dog - [03.08.2007]
Oil on my Fingers - [03.06.2007]
Jakki Drunk - [03.05.2007]
Grammar ... Whatever - [03.04.2007]
RP With Ones Self - [03.04.2007]
The Witnesses - [03.04.2007]
Meeoowwww - [03.02.2007]
Fetch the Stick - [03.02.2007]
Horny Teenager - [02.26.2007]
Questions - [02.18.2007]
Soccer Moms - [02.17.2007]
Dancing with Gir - [02.17.2007]
Dumb Excuses - [02.16.2007]
Cattle Prods - [02.13.2007]
Stinky Hand - [02.10.2007]
Some Things You Just Shouldn't Tell - [02.07.2007]
Cutoff from God - [02.06.2007]
OH MY GOD - [02.06.2007]
America's Great Dick - [02.04.2007]
Botched that Joke ... - [02.03.2007]
I Like Like You - [01.31.2007]
How Do You Know - [01.29.2007]
Ewwwww - [01.29.2007]
Ready! Set! Go! - [01.29.2007]
Can We Be Friends - [01.29.2007]
Bye, bye, Head - [01.05.2007]
Off with sugamama16's head! - [12.30.2006]
BAD DOG - [12.22.2006]
207th Bone - [12.20.2006]
Cheerleader Aaron - [12.20.2006]
Kitty and the Yarn - [12.16.2006]
Cheese v Cream Cheese - [12.16.2006]
Drop It or I Will Drop You - [12.16.2006]
My Son - [12.13.2006]
Admission is Stupid - [11.26.2006]
... Idiot - [11.08.2006]
Pwning Aaron - [10.09.2006]
I Just Felt So Bad ... - [10.07.2006]
Sacrificing Plushies ... and Cats - [10.02.2006]
Foot in Mouth - [10.02.2006]
Inernet Lingo - [09.27.2006]
You of All People - [09.23.2006]
Michael Jackson is Here! - [09.04.2006]
AOL Users Suck - [09.03.2006]
Urine Sample - [09.01.2006]
Banned Gaara - [08.21.2006]
OMG I'M WHITE! - [08.14.2006]
Piper is a Dork - [08.05.2006]
Sad Happy Mess - [06.20.2006]
Dw33b - [06.19.2006]
Midnight Milk - [06.14.2006]
Animal Noises - [06.14.2006]
I Get to Eat! - [06.10.2006]
An Admin gets Banned - [05.25.2006]
Graham Bug Conquest - 1 - [05.20.2006]
Graham Bug Conquest - 2 - [05.20.2006]
FTP Error o_O; - [05.09.2006]
HUGE Mosquito - [05.03.2006]
Ace's Sex Slaves - [04.25.2006]
Grass Fairy Drugs - [04.25.2006]
Death by MySQL - [04.25.2006]
Wing Sux - [04.19.2006]
Java is not Better than Anal Sex - [04.16.2006]
Soul for Sale - [03.31.2006]
Pwning Sophonax - [03.31.2006]
Whooshing Noises - [03.29.2006]
OMG I'M ON FIRE - [03.28.2006]
Why Are You Talking to Me - [03.25.2006]
Use Your Fingers! - [03.24.2006]
Life is Funny - [03.23.2006]
Who Said My Name! - [03.18.2006]
I am Going to Die - [03.15.2006]
Why the Hell Did She Hit Me - [03.06.2006]
It's a Girl - [03.06.2006]
Certain Antivirus - [02.18.2006]
And it Blew Up - [02.17.2006]
Jakki is All Alone - [02.05.2006]
Tickled by Satan - [01.31.2006]
Uh Totl Dumis - [01.31.2006]
Oh! Breakfast! - [01.23.2006]
Ima Gonna Git You! - [01.23.2006]
Be Scared, Damnit! - [01.22.2006]
Heh, Sorry Ub3r - [01.21.2006]
Drunk Host - [01.20.2006]
Royally Screwed Her - [01.19.2006]
No ... I Want Lightbulbs - [01.18.2006]
I Can See You - [01.17.2006]
RABBIES!!!!! - [01.17.2006]
Thinking Out Loud - [01.12.2006]
I Suck - [01.07.2006]
Worse than Being Drunk - [01.07.2006]
I'm a Haisian - [01.03.2006]
Death to a Smile - [12.31.2005]
There are Idiots Amung Us - [12.30.2005]
Break it Down - [12.29.2005]
Hillbilly Fight! - [12.19.2005]
b00bs ... er, n00bs - [12.18.2005]
Banned for being Sad - [12.16.2005]
Again With the Stupidness - [11.24.2005]
Stupid Slaughter - [11.21.2005]
Bathe Me, Ridley! - [11.21.2005]
Not One Word is Correct - [11.21.2005]
Freeze Everyone, Shikamaru! - [11.16.2005]
JFGI!!!!!! - [11.13.2005]
Graham is Stupid - [11.13.2005]
Left Nut - [10.21.2005]
The Echoes are so Loud! - [10.16.2005]
Alot not a lot - [10.14.2005]
Why the Human Race is Doomed - [10.10.2005]
Be My Friend - [09.23.2005]
funniestever - [09.16.2005]
Blood Rain - [06.24.2005]
Saddam or Chemistry - [04.03.2005]
KCl - [04.03.2005]
Converted Mac User - [03.05.2005]
Annoying 13 Year Old - [11.26.2004]
Lead Balls - [08.21.2004]
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